Okay, so I feel like an unwanted but needed visitor is knocking on my door leading me to feel a little sloshy today... so to add to my perky and happy attitude I've thought of things that have driven me nuts in recent weeks. Ready, set, Go team alpha super awesome cool dynamite wolf squadron (if you can name this move btw, I will give you a Kudos- bar that is)
So here go.... DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN....
-You fill up the bathtub and get the kid in and he decides to pee... yeah.
-Someone pulls out in front of you when there are no cars behind you. Just an extra 5 secs that's all Acura guy.
-You hear weird noises coming from the washer (thinking oh no not that now)only to discover that a golf ball was added to the wash at the last minute. Four!
-You eat what you thought was a great meal only to suffer the entire night with what feels like a knife in your gut...
- Make supper and no one wants to eat it.
-Think you're a size 6, but finds out it is actually a the cut of the jeans because no other size 6 fits the same?! What's up with that? I like to think my quads are too muscular but only in my dreams.
-You pour a bowl of cereal and you're bombarded with requests for snacks, to be held, and someone needs help peeing. Then it is soggy by the time you get back. Mmmmm!... because the thought of waste in this terrible economic time period makes you eat it anyways.
-You work really hard to get that make up (that you rarely get a chance to wear)perfect (in your mind) and you leave to get to your destination only to find that you forgot the mascara! The horror.
-Look forward to a good, romantic comedy (clearing throat and coughing out The Proposal) and it turns out to be lame with a side of cheese! Smelly cheese at that.
-Get those Reese's Peanut Butter Cups that you've been craving and they end up tasting and smelling funny. Blast!
-You find a kid and the surrounding wall, carpet, and him literally covered in hand sanitizer... Seriously everywhere!
-When you take your kid for a desperately needed haircut and you leave somewhat satisified... only to return because it went lop sided as soon as it dried... thank you Sports Clips- no we will not be back.
Last one, I promise...
-You're reading this (what seems to be) great book and it goes all anti-climatic on you. Let down.
WHEW! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! I think I will have a good day now. Hope you do too! Stay tuned. Mundane Mondays might be back- not every Monday, but we can probably count on once a month during that special time! ;)
10 years ago
5 comments:
I've been abra cadbra'd into a fancy feasting second-rate sidekick!
Donkey rocks.
You can come over and bounce off the boxes that have consumed our house. Yeah. Fun times. Nice to know someone else is having a mundane Monday as well!
Can I join?
Oh my poor Jaime!!
Just now coming back to add:
You wash golf balls? I wash rocks. Thanks to Caitlin.
I detest driving. And crazy drivers. When I'm old I'll make Scott hire someone to drive me around. That's right. "Driving Miss Mikelene".
I'm convinced that different brands of jeans are sized differently. Did that make sense? Size 6 in Gap is not the same as a 6 at the Loft.
And your thighs probably ARE too muscular, you workout fiend.
Michael has some pb cups he'll share with you!!
When do I get my kudos bar??
Yeah, you can be a 4 at Gap and a 0 at the Loft! Hence the reason I love the Loft! If only I had the money to actually shop there...
I have totally felt almost every single one of those! Minus the ones about the kids that are older than 18 months of course. I hope this didn't all happen on one day!
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