The Wilson Family of Lexington, SC

Kids Say The Funniest things... Especially Mine!

Corbin and I write notes back and forth. One day I got a note from him that read:

"I Love you Mom. Have a great day at home. We are the best family"
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Today (July 3, 2009) I reminded Corbin that tomorrow was Home Depot Day (first Saturday of each month is a free building class for kids) His reply (never looking up from playing his Nintendo DS btw):

"Oh cool, I hope we get to build a bomb or something." (he was obviously referring to 4th of July- but nevertheless I got a good laugh from it)

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7-6-09**Dialogue between Matt and Hunter- Hunter is in the bath and as I'm washing him and he is squeezing his hands together squirting soap through them and concentrating very hard on this. Matt comes home from work and comes into the bathroom.

Matt: "Hey guys"

Hunter: "Hey Dahyee, Cobin and me bein bad" (says it very matter of factly as his eyes narrow to concentrate on the soap between his fingers and squirts right at me grazing my cheek...)

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Corbin got a pencil topper today from the cookie cereal we get for them. It is an Ice Age one and he has been itching to get that toy from the box. When he finally was able to get it out, he exclaimed,

"This is the best day of my life" (a saying that comes out of his mouth almost everyday for the simplest things that life has to offer... oh to see life through the eyes of a kid)

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7-12-09- Corbin and I were discussing the importance of going on a mission today in the car. I told him that Heavenly Father really wants the young men in the church to serve a mission when they get older, but they have to make right choices throughout their life or they won't be able to go. I just said that he needs to stay clean by not drinking or smoking or doing other things that are not pleasing to our Father in Heaven. He cut me off before I completed the sentence and said:

"Like Mountain Dew? Mountain Dew is not good for kids"

I paused for a second and agreed with him- I figure he's still young, so we'll just stick to not drinking Mountain Dew for now. :) Don't you just love the innocence of children?

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7-27-09

We're hanging with Leah and her kids today and in the back of the van Corbin and Anna are talking about limos. Anna claimed to have seen a limo at a school somewhere and Corbin's reply was this (he was serious and very matter-of-fact):

"I bet it was probably the Jonas Brothers"

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10-16-09

Corbin and Hunter were fighting and we were riding in Nana's car. Here's how the conversation went:

Nana: "Hunter, do you want an knuckle sandwich?!"

Hunter: "No, I want chicken nuggets"

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Name calling is never good, but I do have to hand it to Hunter with creativity. Here are some examples that he regularly uses or has recently used:

He got really mad a Corbin one day in the car and exclaimed, "hush yo mouth, Cobin, you fire head poo poo puppy!"

Corbin thinks Lady Ga Ga is weird and frequently tells us this, so apparently Hunter thought it would be an okay to use this.

"Leave me lone, Lady Ga Ga!"

Hunter also loves Night at the Museum- it took me a while to get where this particular name came from... (and he uses this one with the most frequency)

"Go Way, Hopscotch!"

And of course the ever popular- "Stinky_____" and "Poopy____"

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1-28-10

We're in the van and that Beyonce song comes on where she sings, "If I were a boy, even just for the day..." Corbin says after a second listening to the song:

"I think this singer is a tomboy."

I agreed because I didn't feel like explaining, but I did giggle quite a bit!

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I had to cut Hunter's fingernails because they were so long and this is how our conversation went:

Me: "Hunter, I need to clip your fingernails because you have claws."

Hunter: "Yeah, cause I have Santa Claws"

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1-31-10 Hunter came running into the kitchen this morning:

Hunter: "Mommy, my nose is falling!"

Me: "What do you mean your nose is falling?"

Hunter: " Quick, get a tissue and wipe it!"

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Hunter's really into saying "I love you" these days... Conversation in the van on the way to preschool this morning (3/31/10)

Hunter (talking over the music): "I wuv you, Mommy."

Me: "I love you, too, Hunter."

Hunter: "I know- It makes me so happy."

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Corbin: "You step on a crack, you break your mama's spine... but I don't like to say it because it makes me sad."

Me: "Okay, then don't say it."

Corbin: "And you shouldn't either, Mom, because Nana says her back has been hurting."

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May 5, 2010

Typically when I get upset or at my wits end I call which ever kid I'm trying not to brain by their full name... (eg: "Corbin Bailey Wilson!") Apparently, I say that frequently...

Today Hunter was trying to get my attention and got so upset because I wouldn't answer him, he says:

"Mommy Bailey Wilson! You listening to me?!"

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May 5, 2010

Hunter needed help with his button on his shorts and asked me to help him, so of course, I did. His response:

"Thank you so much Mommy, you're a such a sweet boy."

I must say that a lot too... And I thought he never listened to me.

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Conversation with Corbin around 5/17/10

We were going over Corbin's spelling words- using "blew" in a sentence and then "blue" in a sentence.

Me: Spell "blue" like the color blue.

Corbin: Blue is my favorite color...

Me: Yep, I know, now spell blue.

Corbin: B-L-U-E like the color under your eyes

oy.

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7-28-10

Dane wakes up the other morning and I go into his room, first thing he says:

Dane: "I awesome!"

Me: "You are awesome!"

Dane: "... and cool."

Me: LOL!

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8-27-10

School is back in session and this year Corbin has started riding the bus. It's super hot in the afternoon, so he is especially sweaty (and admittingly a little stinky in my opinion- not b/o stinky, just sweaty stinky)

Corbin (coming in from the bus): I'm so hot!

Me: Go get a gatorade

He grabs a gatorade and comes over to me by the computer and I realize just how sweaty/stinky he is...

Me: Wow, Corbin you should go change your shirt, you're a little smelly. (I know, I'm so nice)

Corbin: You want to know why?! I had to sit by 2 girls and they got it on me.

Me: LOL!

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Woke Hunter up from his nap the other day and I took his hand to walk down the stairs:

Hunter: "Mom, I want to marry you one day"

Me: smiles :)

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Sept 1, 2010

Hunter had to go to the bathroom (#2) and needed some help cleaning up, but couldn't stop "going"

Hunter: Someone is in my tummy pushing my poop button because I can't stop going!

Me: LOL! (can't help it, potty talk/humor gets me everytime)

Monday, August 31, 2009

Peek A Boo

Dane has found a new place to play- he sits here quite a bit to ponder and he sometimes brings toys, but not today. Had to catch this photo op before he quit doing it.

Cute Piggies!

Who's there?!

Go Away!

Just kidding- here I am!

Friday, August 7, 2009

Robert is Bothered... again

Jimmy Fallon has posted another video of him playing Robert Pattinson and he does not fail in being hilarious! **I did this for you Frances :)**

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Monday, August 3, 2009

Mundane Mondays

Okay, so I feel like an unwanted but needed visitor is knocking on my door leading me to feel a little sloshy today... so to add to my perky and happy attitude I've thought of things that have driven me nuts in recent weeks. Ready, set, Go team alpha super awesome cool dynamite wolf squadron (if you can name this move btw, I will give you a Kudos- bar that is)

So here go.... DON'T YOU LOVE IT WHEN....

-You fill up the bathtub and get the kid in and he decides to pee... yeah.

-Someone pulls out in front of you when there are no cars behind you. Just an extra 5 secs that's all Acura guy.

-You hear weird noises coming from the washer (thinking oh no not that now)only to discover that a golf ball was added to the wash at the last minute. Four!

-You eat what you thought was a great meal only to suffer the entire night with what feels like a knife in your gut...

- Make supper and no one wants to eat it.

-Think you're a size 6, but finds out it is actually a the cut of the jeans because no other size 6 fits the same?! What's up with that? I like to think my quads are too muscular but only in my dreams.

-You pour a bowl of cereal and you're bombarded with requests for snacks, to be held, and someone needs help peeing. Then it is soggy by the time you get back. Mmmmm!... because the thought of waste in this terrible economic time period makes you eat it anyways.

-You work really hard to get that make up (that you rarely get a chance to wear)perfect (in your mind) and you leave to get to your destination only to find that you forgot the mascara! The horror.

-Look forward to a good, romantic comedy (clearing throat and coughing out The Proposal) and it turns out to be lame with a side of cheese! Smelly cheese at that.

-Get those Reese's Peanut Butter Cups that you've been craving and they end up tasting and smelling funny. Blast!

-You find a kid and the surrounding wall, carpet, and him literally covered in hand sanitizer... Seriously everywhere!

-When you take your kid for a desperately needed haircut and you leave somewhat satisified... only to return because it went lop sided as soon as it dried... thank you Sports Clips- no we will not be back.
Last one, I promise...

-You're reading this (what seems to be) great book and it goes all anti-climatic on you. Let down.

WHEW! I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER! I think I will have a good day now. Hope you do too! Stay tuned. Mundane Mondays might be back- not every Monday, but we can probably count on once a month during that special time! ;)

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Potty Humor is the Best!

First, I have to apologize if my potty humor offends anyone. I came across this on a blog and I thought it was sooooo funny- because potty humor is great! Of course it is Twilight related.

Second, I know you are rolling your eyes Mom, and I'm sorry, but I had to. I'd like to dedicate this video to my sister, Leah, who will laugh her butt off I'm sure!!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Let's play a little game!

Okay, I'm suffering from bored mommy syndrome. Nothing of consequence happened today until Dane climbed into a fold out chair and sat down in it giving me a pretty sweet photo op. So let's laugh people! Under the comments section write what you think is going on in Dane's cute little head. Like a funny caption or something. I've got nothing, so help me out! Share with everyone so we can all laugh!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Hilarious! Jimmy Fallon Rocks!

Okay- here is yet another bit of Twilight/Harry Potter Humor. Yes, I do have other interests in case anyone was wondering... enjoy all!

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Just wanted to add a couple of more pictures

Mommy and Hunter

Fourth of July at the Pool in our Neighborhood

Dane's first time in the big pool- He loved it! He was laughing and squealing the whole time

Corbin has turned into a fish! He is swimming underwater and can do flips underwater as well (which he is quite proud of)

oh and ps- I know my kids need major haircuts... I hate getting their haircuts for two reasons: They've gotten pretty terrible cuts the last few times and two it's just too much trouble. They'll get them soon... maybe...